Who am I? Really?
I’m sure you’re already bored of the coronavirus and lockdown conversations - so I’ll spare you all of that and get to the point
It’s that time of year again - you know that time when a quick “pop out to the supermarket for an item” is non-existent because queues are backed up through the aisles to the back walls. When best dressed streetlights have nighttime looking pretty. When aeroplanes damn near land in people's front gardens due to their excessive (in my opinion) lights. When people continuously feign shock* at the fact that I don’t actually like turkey. *I pray that their shock is feigned coz it
What does this Scorpio season mean? Well before I go into what THIS particular Scorpio season means for me, do you know what it means for you? Do you even know what it normally means? Well you need to! For those of you who haven’t yet lived enough to understand the depth of a Scorpio (I’m playing - before the non’s start getting mad at me), from a superficial standpoint our season means: all the sexy people of the world getting turnt for their birthday. As true as that may be